January 2011
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
pureawesomeness25:
selling-my-crap:
you mean like this:
When someone tries to offend you, but you just...
alyaae:
Homework on the weekends,
flylikepaperplanes:
Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it.
Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time.
Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework.
Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more
Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW.
And then there’s the sad conclusion if you didn’t finish
Monday Morning:
”Class,...
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
You got feelings for her, so why aren’t you...
When your parents don't realize you're still awake...
There's a Taylor Swift song for that. →
misskaelovesyou:
Love Story - You and him like each other but you aren’t allowed to date
The Way I Loved You - You love your new boyfriend, but you can’t get over how things were with your old one
Invisible - You like him but he likes her, and she’ll never like him, and you do
Fifteen - You believed everything he said, and now you realize that young love doesn’t last
Should’ve Said No - He...
How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie...
(via poeticheartache, matthewhimself)
I'm actually a really shy person. Like when you...
-srslynotamused:
crunch-:
And then you’ll fall in love with me
and then I break your heart
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
29461.) Whenever I think about us, I can't help...
forcedlaughterandfakedsmiles:
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